A zucchini by any other name is still a zucchini

Conversation with dear friend, Denise:

"You should really post the picture of us and the big zucchini."

"But then you won't be anonymous. The internet will see your face."

"Yeah, but the internet won't know my name."

"Unless I tell them."

"Just give me another name."

"Something that goes with zucchini?"

"Yeah, your blog definitely needs more zucchini."

"Totally."

"Oh, and if you're going to refer to balls, you can't forget the ultimate."

"Which one?"

"Sucks balls. You're blog definitely needs to suck more balls!"

Grocery List

To: LM
From: SH

Seriously, thanks.

My grocery list:
ibuprofen
olive oil
honey chamomile tea

Grocery list as amended by LM:
ibuprofen
olive oil
horny corn hole tea
butt plugs