Spend days in the back seat of the Subaru desperately trying to figure out how to install the ninja's car seat. Order special parts online to make sure the seat doesn't flip tit over ass every time you touch the brakes.
Saw the doc today. The ninja has officially dropped to the point where I have now started to wobble as I waddle. Babe is in the perfect position, still having steady fake contractions, and planning to stay like this until he/she finishes college.