Don't mess with me, I have bangs!

I have a friend, Denise, who somehow refuses to return my calls because she reads my blog everyday and feels that she knows what's happening in my life. Here's what I think about that:

Just because you can see me, doesn't mean that I can see you. And if you don't call me back, I'm going to expose your real identity to all the other people who read my blog everyday (all 2 of them) and write terrible things about you. I've had bangs, short ones that go straight across my forehead (not the long swoosh over kind), for the past two weeks. Bet you didn't know about that!